Saturday, December 17, 2005

Wallace and Grommit opens on my birthday! I'm going to watch it with my family!



Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Quick tip of the day: -Kiss Me- means -Sack Ngoh- in Cantonese!

I am veh tired, but at least I can blog. Today I practically tracked Singapore whole! I went across the island's bowling alleys and tennis courts according to coach request. Go there to interview and battle others. Tiring but fun. YAY! Now there is a mad woman getting on my nerves and staining her name on the tagboard. In fact, my second MAID has the same name as that mad hag. My blog I'm still upgrading.
Oh yes, when I went to watch Chicken Little yesterday, I felt they talked br-o-k-k-ken engrish. It sounds so un-sophisticated. There will be a new catalogue by the 18th. So long!



Sunday, December 11, 2005

Book of the week
FLY BY NIGHT
Frances Hardinge

The troubles of an orphaned girl Mosca, who treks across the country to get to her ideal place with the help of a highwayman, who tries to shirk her off but to no avail. She meets the queen who seeks her help in defeating dangerous rebels, and she realises that, in her journey, life is difficult.









Movie of the week
AEON FLUX

Trained asassin Aeon is ordered to kill, and as she journeys along she discovers the world's greatest secrets. Nice action. Played by Theron. Much better than Chicken Little.



Thursday, December 01, 2005

Recently someone tampered with my blog, I think it has something to do with my time machi- erm, secret. Anyway, the person didn't really do a good job. Because there are still some things that are not right. Its a blessing in disguise though, if it was ready, my whole computer would have been gone- for good. Anyway, that someone must be quite shocked (like how Violet Beauregarde felt after raking WillyWonka's full-course chewing gum- I don't wanna describe how she swelled up) .

Now, let's move on:
Do you know that sex is healthy?
What could be as powerful as this?


Well, THIS!


Of course not this one, it's illegal:

HeeHee...phone pictures, courtesy of Ms Wendy Cheng.

And this, courtesy of ME...

So, what do you think this is?
Shh...don't tell me yet...I can see that grin!
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30 people were tested and these were the results:
91%= condom
3%= cock
6%= none of the above
Correct answer is fire extinguisher!!!!
6% is non-corrupted, so little, disappointment!

How to classify yourself:
6%= pure angel
91%= sick in the mind but don't dare to admit
3%= proud to be sick (as in the case of Richard Ng)

Which category u fall in? HAHA!

OK. I'm back. Here I am sucking on a mouse tail, trying to think of something to do. Dad calls this navigating thingy a mouse. He says every device has one. To eat way the junk. But that day I went into his room- his has a mouse, but it has no tail. I wonder I wonder. So, anyway, this entire device is made out of 5 parts. There's a transparent sort of light source which I can see thorugh now. Then, below, on the floor, some kind of big buzzing bee. It looks like the brain of the whole system. Also got 1 small baby bee. Chuck wood shavings in, then it will buzz. If not, X(. And last but not least, this wonderful thing I'm typing on. No quills, no ink, just press the button and the letter engraved will come out. Are there little animals inside? I just visited some sites, the bedrooms in the computer look so comfy. I wish I had those fluffy ones. I hate that stone pillow and mattress. Luckily, this thing appeared when I was hunting for wild boar. Must be a gift from Mr Flintstones! By tomorrow, I must figure out how to send him a THANK-YOU ecard!!! I really love this present. I used the baby bee wood shaving device to get them out on wood. I wanted to paste them on the wall but just found out I am out of possum blood. Meanwhile, I will carry on playing around with this wonderful device!!! Oh, wait...don't go, Mr Machine! Why is this disappearing!!! I'm not done yet!!!!!!!